lunarchld:

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis. 
[text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry
[text] Could you be anymore dramatic? 
[text] You need more friends… or a therapist… 
[text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals! 
[text] I just miss you. That’s all. 
[text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you.
[text] You’re going to hell for sure now. 
[text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom?
[text] I really don’t care… 
[text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again.
[text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD.
[text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore. 
[text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. 
[text] We’re not watching Frozen again. 
[text] I have no idea what you’re talking about… 
[text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands. 
[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? 
[text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea…
[text] Because you’re pissing me off! 
[text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now. 
[text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. 
[text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work? 
[text] Wait… are you serious?
[text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away.
[text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on!
[text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you. 
[text] Pictures or it didn’t happen! 
[text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. 
[text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone.
[text] That’s really inappropriate… 
[text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud… 
[text] You’ll never guess who just texted me. 
[text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.