….because I’m an idiot. /nods happily/ I’d love to!! What’re you in the mood for?Oh yknow. Just chilling. Killing. Being an idiot as always. The uze.
I don’t buy it, and why are you talking like you’re a 2015 rapper? -she laughs- Wanna go do something?

Yes, you heathen! All you sex-havers. You’re all heathens. -he tries not to laugh but he simply can’t help it-
Heathen? /puts you down and grins up at you/ awwwww but Keeeeeyyyyyyy~~~~ you’re so cute when you’re angry~~~
….bungee jumping….