KEYYYYYYYYYYYY~~ /shrieks and holds you up, huffing a little/ Christ you’ve gotten heavier— /snickers playfully and hugs you tight, spinning you around/
… What?! Excuse me! I have not! -squints and slaps your arm- Put me down, you heathen!
Heathen? /puts you down and grins up at you/ awwwww but Keeeeeyyyyyyy~~~~ you’re so cute when you’re angry~~~